Suffolk University, Boston MA

I think a lot about Music, looking out of the window on the ninth floor with the Christmas lights playing moody patterns across the common. Mostly I imagine my life as a movie, the soundtrack to which blasts forth from Meredith’s ipod when I have the presence of mind to steal it. Though my time in university is but brief I could easily write a scrawled list of music titles that would cover most of the check-sheet book I’m so proud of. All are related to memories; the merest bar of Elton Johns Tiny Dancer conjures up hours of reminiscing, and it’s far from alone. There are some songs however that speak so vividly to me that it’s all I can do to stop myself from instantly going to Facebook and clicking quickly through the reams of photos found there. These songs form a jagged ribbon through events, through deeds done and mistakes made and eventually out the other side to reevaluation and a sullen seriousness.

The Early Days of Chaos and Plenty



When I arrived in America, in the days before my chaotic lifestyle reduced my computer screen to a dozen glistening fragments, it was Franz Ferdinand I’d listen to. Chaos was the order of the day, running from class to class with assorted papers clutched under my arm, beer pong parties amid a sea of baseball caps and t-shirts. I’d listen to Jacqueline, the anthem of confident Scottish Middle-upper-class party animals, as I’d try to iron my favorite pink shirt amid clouds of fetid steam. Speaking honestly I don’t think work was a big concern then, in my defense I’d come from a near friendless existence and found myself plunged into the opposite within minutes of setting foot off the plane. I was more concerned with finding my way through the dormitories, trying to shyly hold hands with a girl when we’d walk back across Boston common after dark.

Reality Sets In


Within the first few weeks the work had thickened, the food seemed to be even stodgier than before and I’d fallen out with my roommate. This was a time I spent sleeping on couches for fear of incurring a massive row in my room, losing my key for days on end and regularly running out of money and persuading the canteen staff in my rusty Spanish to undercharge me. Two songs spring to mind, firstly The Who’s Pinball Wizard for the time spent lying on my bed while my roommate charged frantically in and out, blasting the above song and screaming into a cell phone. The second half of my existence then, trying to stop people from throwing my clothes and homework off the sofa I was living on and having to share it with eight others can only be described with Rozorlite’s America.

Apartment 606


About a Month into school I met Roy and Danny. Listening to Me Gustas Tu, a song written by Manu Chao in French and Spanish about Sun, life, Motorbikes, love, El Salvador, planes, traveling, the sea and a great many other things always brings back memories of their small apartment and all the people who’d find their way there. I’d arrive at about midday on a Friday night, sit down to grape leaf salad, borrow a laptop off the boys and get to work. Later, glass of red wine in hand I’d rip my work from the printer with a proud flourish and begin the gruesome chore of cleaning their sink, a sure gateway to hell and pieces of forgotten food and stale beer. I first really discovered my talent for hosting at 606, juggling glasses, guests and the ever-present complaints from neighbors.

Meredith


The night I became true friends with Meredith Jones we stayed up for seven hours straight, talking in a basement shower room and listening to Coldplay’s The Hardest Part. Whatever my previous mistakes might have led you to believe, I’m not the owner of a wooden sole, who’s one interest in women whether or not their easy. I can truly say that it was Meredith who proved to me that I didn’t have to seduce a girl for her to become valuable to me. Indeed, Meredith taught me that sometimes a person is too precious to even be considered romantically, that I could have a best friend who was female. Writing this now I know what she’d say if she was proof reading over my shoulder, know she’d coo “chheeesssy” before we both erupted into fits of giggles, and for some reason that thought makes me want to show her the rough draft more urgently than I already did. In a way she’s become my redemption, soon after we first started hanging out I fell asleep and Merri was so cautious of awaking “Angry Tom” that she left me snoring for hours. Realizing things like this, I’ve started to improve, to become more organized and less vigilant, and live for the times when I catch her eye in a party and see she’s giving me a wink and pointing towards a girl, mouthing “Japan 4”, our secret code for attractive people of the opposite sex. Partly to guard against Merri’s disapproving glare I make most of my classes, do large chunks of homework and actually get some sleep.

Where I am Now.

One of the many things I always appreciate about hanging out on the ninth floor with Merri is the view for my own room looks onto a drug infested alley and hers the golden dome of the statehouse, magnificent amid Christmas trees. My life as I write this has changed since I arrived here, I have friends whom I love and who love me, though I still struggle with work I am aided so much by a dozen different people who offer their time without complaint or price. Yes, I still suffer from petty stress and constant forgetfulness and yet I have learned the power of sitting with people I actually care about, listening to Yann Tiersen’s Summer 78 and knowing that I have found something worth keeping. Hopefully next semester I will take a break towards the end, whether it be in the jungles of El Salvador or the snowy streets of Boston and look at my laptop to find out which six songs I’ve listened to most.

Glen Lyon, Scotland

On the Second night of my teaching adventure I try to write and ignore the fact that my eyes are tired, my hands callused and a thin stream of mucus hangs from my nose and fights constantly with some grubby tissues. The dusky valley reaching up around the farmhouse where I sit is wet and uninviting. Closer to us, puddles form in the muddy road that reaches across the rivers icy grip to crawl up grassy mounds and arrive gracefully at the fluttering union jack keeping watch over this house. Now though I’m inside, protected from the thin sheets of drizzle and letting the staccato beat of Immortal Techniques “Peruvian Cocaine” fill my ears as I try to sum up this day with some accuracy.

I was awoken early by the noise of camp. For those who have never slept in a tent camp noises ungulate hour to hour, from the “zzzziiiip” of someone sneaking dubiously from their bed late at night to the “oh god” of a camper discovering a lack of poles/sleeping bag/ socks in their backpack. This time though, it was the raucous and happy shouts of what sounded like the entire camp, people who I gathered must enjoy waking up early. Groggily I climbed from my disgustingly orange hued tent and stumbled gratefully into breakfast where a mug of thick tea and a sea of brown toast awaited. After eating, Alex (the deputy head) drove myself and a small pack of rowdy kids along the beautiful valley to a wooded park, gentle oaks and stocky pines all reaching towards a sky that was for once devoid of cloud.

It was in that park I was introduced to “Biscuit” a rock climbing guide who would attempt the daunting task of teaching outdoor activities to children for whom the business of everyday living is a scary and daunting experience. I spoke a lot to this Biscuit, a man who had the fortune of having both a grin and a perpetual look of merry amazement on his impish face. We talked of climbing, he taught me to fix thick nylon rope to trees, clip carabineers into harnesses and help the kids learn to belay. ‘Why are you called Biscuit’ one of the students asked him, the question we were all wondering but too tactful to ask (not that I minded him having a interesting name of course, in my time I’ve met a child called Hope, a computer geek by the name of Max Powers and the smoked ham curer Chip Conquest.)

“Well” he cleared his throat and we were dealt a flood of ridiculous stories, my favorite being “Well, you see I was in Africa as a child, and my parents left me and my sister with a tribe when I was only three.” We stand looking skeptical “So, one day I was running through the camp” he empathized this with a mad scientist-esq waving of arms “and I fell flat on my face and got a massive bruise, here on my forehead. Then the chief walked up, and he stands looking at me like this” he stood on one leg and crooked the other strangely, one arm outright as if holding a spear “and he says ‘biscotti’ which is of course Swahili for ‘egg head’ so from then on I was known simply as biscuit.” Everyone stared, eyes narrowing as the kids tried to sum him up. before they could come to a successful conclusion we were off, running down steep paths and jumping from rocks in our own interpretations of free style walking.
It was with biscuit that I really got to see how determined the kids I was minding were. Sure, some of them refused to climb the rock walls and caused trouble on a deathtrap of a rope swing and one even disappeared, but several of the girls really pushed through their fear of heights and made a go of the activities. I found myself hooked into the rope at the foot of a crag, shouting upwards with all my breath to encourage whoever was pulling themselves up the cracks and weathered ledges.
So, apart from an embarrassing show of my appalling archery skills, the nagging specter of jetlag, forgetting to take a shower and being mauled by midges it was a great day of adventure.

Butterstone, Scotland


After the revelry of Boston I needed to be out of my depth again. I’d had too much fun, partied too hard and was in danger of becoming bothersome with my manically cheery attitude. America had been a whirl of new faces, most instantly forgotten and replaced by the next in a way that left me feeling quite shallow. True, I was more popular that ever before, but the sudden recognition by my peer group was in danger of going to my head and forcing me to change into something different. I’d become arrogant with the attention of so many and Simon would have cut me down to size. What I needed to do was step outside my comfort zone and try something that scared me a little bit, experience things that showed me I still had need to grow and develop.

The chance to try something was waiting for me the minute I got off the plane in Aberdeen the day after orientation, though I’d been planning it far longer than that. Months before I’d been bored and out of work, ringing anyone I could think of to ask if they needed paid help, a volunteer even, and finding that no, they didn’t. Eventually I was saved from the monotony and offered a week of employment after orientation. I’d be working at a school for learning difficulties in Scotland that I’d once attended, a tiny Hogwarts perched on a hill, the odd tower springing from its limestone walls. The kids there struggled with learning disabilities as I once did, their stories at once both tragic and thought provoking. Protected from the outside world, I’d be entering an environment that was at once innocent and frightening, a society no bigger than fifty people.

The newly appointed headmaster was an old friend of mine and had got me the job. Once a teacher there, he’d been one of my most powerful mentors and propelled me through my first few years of boarding school. It was Andrew who had introduced me to the wonders of the English language and the powers of creative thought, who had taught me the meaning of antidisestablishmentarianism, simply “because it sounded good.” A few brief phone conversations and my employment was finalized. Id be working as a “care assistant” at a rural summer camp the school held for a week in a long green valley north of Perth. I was thrilled at the chance to pay back an institution that had been my home for four years and glad to be working with Andrew again. Overall though, I felt nervy to walk through the limestone and paneled wood of a school as a member of staff rather than a student.

So, weeks later I arrived in Butterstone with my eyes full of sleep and backpack leaking hiking boots. I hadn’t really gone back there in my six years since leaving and memories cascaded back to smother me. I felt like the ten year old who had first entered through the blue door, taking baby steps with my head lowered. I remembered running up the dingy stairs to my dorm in the old servants quarter, the dead flies on the window and the sense of happiness that seemed to override the smell of socks and B.O. For me it was a time of innocence, I was protected from the world and didn’t have to worry about a thing.

Andrew met me at the door and we saw how much we’d both changed, a boy who’d become a man and a teacher who’s once short hair now fell graying to his shoulders and who’s beard made him look like some ancient prophet. I didn’t see it then but I laugh now at the thought of my mentor being a man who could pass himself off as Jesus. Soon after our initial reintroduction he was off, running away on some errand while I was heaping my camping equipment into the back of a truck to be taken to the camp a hours ride away. At this time I still didn’t know exactly where I was going.

Boston, U.S.A

I returned to the United States of America at eleven on a cloudless summer night. Cloudless that is in Boston, in the U.K my planes were chased by bad weather and consequently delayed, the end result being me sitting sweaty and gross on a hulking 747 that refused to move until we were all ready to crucify the air traffic controllers in their air conditioned office. When I eventually landed in America the door hissed open and the passengers emerged white and clammy, gasping at the clean air in a similar state to rescued submariners. As I pushed past the mass of humanity trying to escape our aluminum prison and walked down the labyrinthine corridors common place in all airports, I felt my stomach twist itself into knots. This was (A) due to British Airways food (an oxymoron I’m sure you’ll agree) and (B) to the prospect of the dreaded customs officials that I rightly suspected were skulking around every corner.
What is it about American customs officials that make me feel like I’ve entered a totalitarian dictatorship whenever I pass through their officious grasp? According to my mother “guns and snappy uniforms” turn these mild mannered people into lecturing megalomaniacs who delight at the discomfort one shows as they read and reread your passport as if it were the bible. I half expected the customs team to begin speaking German and end each transaction with a precise “Heil.” This time however I offer customs no quarter and, as it’s nearly midnight, the poor man at his little kiosk lets me through at double time once I’ve explained my failure to fill out entry forms stems from my status as both resident and visitor.
I grabbed my bag in record time, hoisted it over my shoulder and walked slowly into the echoing arrivals hall with its glass walls and shiny metal surfaces. There I met Alexis, swaying slightly she was so tired, and was gratefully bundled into the back of her boyfriend Bobbies retro Mercedes (the sort everyone drives is Russian spy films), resisting the temptation to look behind for secret police in unmarked cars. Through Boston we were quite, the easy silence of good friends traveling together. Bobby steered us away from Logan, over the concrete spine of the big dig and down into Back Bay, a town sleepy now the students have left for the summer. We parked outside his frat, a red-bricked building with a small plaque by the front doors discreetly displaying the fraternity’s letters.
Later that night I lay slumped on a leather sofa in the wood paneled Charter Room, the lamps turned low. On the staircase outside are lined the portraits of young men who’d once lived here, the overall style waxing and waning through the decades. In one the boys are in black and white, their hair cowlicked and clothes smart, in another someone posses in 80s blues brother glasses. I laugh now and imagine the frat with a little bit of Harry Potter mixed in, the pictures talking to each other and swapping frames.

San Jose Costa Rica to Granada Nicaragua

When the boat stopped, I wrongly presumed that crossing the border would be the worst part of my journey. Waking up, gummy eyed and dehydrated, I could see the narrow cargo launch had been pulled over and that camouflaged men were waiting to come aboard. Around us the jungle seemed to simmer in the midday heat, the pea soupish river sliding slowly past, carrying its collection of black plastic bags and tour boats I knew not where.

I don’t know why I came back to Nicaragua. It wasn’t to “bag” another country; I’d already visited the state and seen its three biggest cities. It wasn’t to show off, Peru would have been the one for that and, as I was alone it wasn’t for the company. Two days after I had originally planned to leave I was woken at four by Andreas, my body angrily protesting both at the time and the presence of the four-dollar gin in my system. Hopping around in the gloom I was saved the bother of changing by the grubby jeans and tee shirt I had slept in for the past two days and was soon sneaking noisily from the room. An hour and a half later I stood in an empty bus concourse among a dozen shifty eyed Nicaraguans who were to be my companions to Los Chiles, the last town on the Costa Rican border.

I had chosen the Southern road to Nicaragua because most tourists pale from taking a river boat past rickety military checkpoints and as usual I wanted to be different. Unfortunately, I had planned out my trip the way I feel British generals must have planned out the battle of the Somme. I stood at a tiny wall map, moving my hand up massive expanses of green jungle and brown mountains, explaining how I hoped to be half way across the country by nightfall and yet not bothering to consult the guidebook. In the end it took this merry incompetence half a day to manifest itself and by the time I caught the bus and rode the boat across the boarder I thought I was doing really well.

It was a bright sunny day, the river was beautiful and small children were jumping of moss-clad trees into the water. I was still in the best of moods as we crossed the border and entered Lake Managua. The boat chugged up to a massive sprawl of decaying corrugated iron and grey concrete that appeared to be a small port town. As we entered a large ferry (the one I had intended to catch to Granada) slipped its moorings and headed out to sea trailing a thin line of smoke. Even then I wasn’t really upset, there would be other boats waiting to take me up the lake that disappeared into the smog to my left. As I exited the launch and clambered onto the immigrations services dock I could already smell the fine food waiting for me in Cordoba.

“four days”, the customs man holds up his grubby fingers to further emphasize a point I have trouble grasping. I have just discovered that, to catch the next ferry from the aforementioned grubby port I will have to wait in the infested hellhole for four days, subsiding on money that is inaccessible as the nearest ATM is on the other side of the country. Now thoroughly missing Tattie, Jamie and all other my lovely friends in the Tranquilo I ask if there is any other way to get to Granada. The man smiles and nods, “autobus” he grins in a slightly ominous manner.

Thirteen hours later and the bus ride continues like some daemon rollercoaster I have become locked onto. For the first few hours I tried to read but the excessive jolting makes my eyes skip every second word and I soon give up, deciding that the road conditions are marginally worse than in Cambodia. Sitting opposite me is a young man, a fellow refugee from the boat who wears the massive fake Rolex that seems to be the Nicaraguan national uniform. Jammed next to me in the seat are two giggly female students who find it very amusing that I cannot sit straight due to the size of my legs. Everyone seems really smiley and happy, (or they did for the first few hours) and the only person I am slightly concerned about is the mustachioed man with a cowboy hat and wrapped sack conspicuously containing a small rifle. Soon it will be my turn to sleep and I will exchange places with one of the girls and climb onto the bed of rice sacks lining the isle.

One hour after that I am jumping down from the yellow bus, pack on my back and no idea where I am. The city is not the one I remember, shuttered and dark as dogs creep through the shadows and crack whores chase me up the street, demanding either sex or something to eat. Finally avoiding them, I climb over large piles of rubble and reach Hostal Central to find it boarded up with a large For Sale sign tacked to the door. Luckily, as a drunk runs after me up the road, I find two happy policemen who chaperone me to the nearest hostel and, with hands on machetes, persuade the doorman to let me in free of charge.

Volcano Arenal, Costa Rica

Flame, bright and orange, juts from the blackness ahead and cascades downwards with the smell of burned sulfur and an odd popping noise. We stand there, transfixed as the volcano above us erupts in erratic bursts, spewing magma and smoke into the jungle. In the dark I could see Ryan smiling, the click of his camera in sync with the occasional booming roar and flash of flame. The American couple between us seemed oddly out of place up here in the cloud forest, and indeed had they had not picked up two bedraggled hitchhikers (me and Ryan) they probably would never have found this muddy path leading upwards into the crater. We all stood and stared, united by this common glimpse of natural beauty that stirred something deep within me. The romantic part of my brain tells me that maybe I gained contact with some long dead ancestor who once stood, clad in furs thousands of years ago, watching the bright flash of mysterious energy explode from the earth with the same sense of wonder.

I had not planned to go to the Volcano and was instead making far grander plans. Lying one night on my rough straw mattress in Costa Rica’s Tarrazu highlands I had decided to see my friend Rosie. She was in Peru, I knew that much, and at the time South America seemed relatively easy to get to (after all, when consulting my tiny map of the world, courtesy of the C.I.A Costa Rica and Peru seemed to almost touch they were so close together) so I packed my bags and headed for San Jose the next morning. Upon arriving at the Tranquilo, which had yet again become my base of operations in Central America, I stared dumbfounded at a full-scale map of Central and South America. There was Costa Rica, and further south (a lot further south it turned out) was Peru but in the middle was a huge chunk of mountainous land labeled COLUMBIA in ominous black writing. Later that night I was planning my trip and had come up with two possible ways to get down to Peru, which I eagerly presented them to two men who had offered to travel with me. The first, a dreadlocked tyrant who claimed to be a writer/master mariner/ former drug dealer and who carried a massive serrated killing blade wrapped up in his towel seemed none too enthusiastic about my ideas. He promptly informed me that if I was caught stowing away on a cargo boat enroot from the Panama canal the crew would either drop me off at shore, or simply put, “they wouldn’t.”
Ryan, my new Canadian friend looked very strangely at me when I told him I might go through the Darien gap. “Its idiots like you” he told me “that give Columbia a bad name.” He then informed me that in this small strip of land I would find “paramilitary, rebels, other rebels and bandits pretending to be rebels.” I must say I found his cynicism rich, coming from a man who had argued in favor of a hair brained scheme involving the use of geese as a new means of transport. In the end though, he persuaded me against South America and we set about a expedition that would take us to a small island off Costa Rica’s western coast, together with Rick the aforementioned “master mariner” who reckoned he could appropriate us a yacht somehow.


Rick


Ryan

Problems arose very early in the planning of our trip however, as it was soon apparent that the island was not on any maps. Looking at the massive wall chart of Costa Rica pinned on the grubby hostel wall we finally found it in a magnified white box but were unable to place it on the actual map. That night we asked the hostel cleaning woman if she knew where the island could be found and were amazed when she nodded and pointed at the map. ‘Here’ she said, tapping the part of the chart where the little white box was, ‘here.’ Later, after we had given up on that trip and were instead heading to Costa Rica’s only active volcano we still talked about her mysterious island, hidden somewhere off the coast and incased in a massive white box.

An average price for the trip to the volcano of Arenal, a dip in the closed off hot spring there and a night’s accommodation is close to sixty dollars. Thanks to Ryan’s sense of cunning we were able to shave off bunches of dollars in all these areas, taking the overall price to about ten. We started this bonanza of saving by living in a room reminiscent of the house in Fight Club, a squalid hole where the toilet seat slipped off the bowl without warning and there were not enough beds. While Rick and his long suffering companion Cheryl decided to pay full price for a hot spring tour and disappeared off in a bus, me and Ryan and decided to walk up the Volcano. We had Rick’s head light, together with the promise that he would “stab us” is it wasn’t returned in once piece and there was still an hour before the sun went down. Cockily we started off alone the highway, taxi’s and pickups flashing by in a blur of steel, the volcano always ahead and yet hidden for the time being by a mass of white cloud.



For several hours we walked, the sun disappearing fast and apart from a slight detour into a forest reserve (we were promptly ejected by a tiny bat who bounced along the road before swooping over our heads) we made good progress. Soon the light was completely gone and sweat and humidity had soaked the dress shirt I had stupidly chosen to wear for the hike. On we hiked, into a jungle and finally onto a barren road where the nice American couple pulled over in their rented 4x4 and let us clamber in. From there the expedition passed with surprising rapidity as our speed freak of a driver threw the car over every bump we saw at full speed, and it was not long before we had reached the hilltop observatory/hotel where our new companions had planned to stay. The gate guard, a angry man with a clip board refused us entry, even after Ryan assured him we were on the guest list, under the name Oscar, ‘Oscar with a X.’ Luckily we had received directions to a hidden area where (after jumping a few fences) we were able to swim in a free hot spring and watch the lava cascade down the mountain.
The expedition might of turned out slightly differently had we not met a nice Tico who gave us a quick lift up the road and slightly worrying directions to the volcano. ‘Turn left and you’ll get a great view of the volcano’ he told us, ‘turn right and you’ll die.’

Jaco, Costa Rica

I knew Jaco was not my type of place as soon as the bus rumbled onto smooth asphalt and I saw neon signs silhouetted against the palm trees. I had heard of this tropical gringo land before, a small sprawl of hotels, restaurants and surf shops somewhere on Costa Rica’s pacific coast. Indeed, in tranquilo I had seen wide-eyed tourists tell in exited tones that there was even a pizza hut there, to collective “ooh’s and ahh’s” from the rest of us. None of this seemed my cup of tea and, as I jumped from the bus, wrestled with my bag and strode across the street with my two companions in tow I looked awkward and slightly angry. Turning left on a palm tree sided boulevard, we carried on down a strip of gaudy souvenir shops, tourists and locals fighting pitched haggling battles in which the shopkeeper always triumphed. A little further down the dusty street and we came to our hostel, a whitewashed building who’s logo was the grotesque mural of a figure, half man, half chicken, riding a surfboard over a curling wave. Inside the rooms were large and cool, the shower the only thing cold in the whole town. As mortified as I was at paying twenty dollars for room alone, the large pile of fruit I’d bought from San Jose helped put me in better spirits as I doused it with sugar and set about making mojitos.
At that time I was traveling with two American girls. In the hostel the night before I’d seen them walk in wide eyed and open mouthed, the baggage tags on their backpack heralding their status as new arrivals to the steamy nights of San Jose. After initial introductions and a few beers we decided to travel together to Jaco where they had booked a room. Although I’d been planning to head south towards Panama and Peru I quickly changed my plans and within twelve hours we were rumbling along mountain roads and over rickety bridges that spanned alligator filled rivers. Once in Jaco, thanks to the girls I soon got over my initial misgivings. We ate gallo pinto, chatted to the locals and somewhere (on my stolen camera phone in Miami) there are pictures of us grinning and having the best of times. My favorite and the one I hope will confuse the phones new owner is of me, standing on a darkened balcony drink in one hand, wooden cane in the other, looking every inch the colonial gentleman.

A typical day in Tarrazu

Early each morning I am woken to Alian knocking noisily on my window so as to fetch me for breakfast. Leaving the confines of my bed is never a welcome prospect, especially before seven and even less when my arms are dotted by mosquito bites. After a brief struggle I throw off my woolen sheets, grab work clothes now stained with mud and dirt and walk up the dirt track to Alian’s parents house.

Living here I might as well be a character in My Family and Other Animals. Reaching the top of the little hill on whose side I live I can see the pheasant in his wire cage. He is a grand animal, as are all his kind, and with his constant strutting and grand plumage he resembles a great English Duke, imprisoned unjustly within some impregnable castle. Passing the pheasant I am greeted in no uncertain terms by the most aggressive dog I have ever seen, a small brown mongrel I have dubbed Brutus. Brutus is an evil creature who, with teeth bared, flings himself at the thick wire mesh of his cage. If his manic barks were translated to English I am certain they would read “I want to eat you, no matter how long it takes me I’m going to break out of this stupid cage and fly to Scotland to find you.”

The house in which my home-stay family lives is green. The roof is made from corrugated iron and a small garden of roses guard the front door. As I reach the mud-floored carport, the large white form of Osso runs to snap playfully at my ankles. If for some bizarre reason I was ever tempted to recruit sleigh dogs from Tazzazu I am certain that Osso would be my first choice. He is a magnificent creature, an almost husky of a dog somehow marooned in the heat of Central America. Tapping him playfully on the head I duck through the narrow door and pass into the kitchen.

My home-stay mother has adopted me. She leaps around, juggling plates, serving food and talking to me in rapid Spanish. Like all matriarchal figures she has the incredible ability to appear suddenly as soon as I enter a room, constantly offering me “cafecito” and “fresco”. Because of this I am never without sustenance and am persuaded to eat and drink my fill of rice, beans, plantains, beef, fresh orange juice and the ever present coffee. I usually eat quickly and, pulling my hat low to avoid sunburn, go outside to work.

Today there is little work to be done. Although there are always mounds of coffee to be harvested that is the job of trained pickers, a small army of whom live in the nearby woodshed. Today Alian is making some bizarre concoction out of cane sugar, a monotonous process that has taken us two days. Yesterday Alian and his friend used machetes to cut the thick canes and I helped drag them up the hill, having been cautioned against using a machete (my hand to eye coordination is not what it should be). Today the cane has been crushed and the juice drained into a giant steaming cauldron, ala Macbeth. As the mixture bubbles away our only task is to light a massive fire under the cauldron to vaporize most of the juice. I have taken the opportunity to set up my laptop on the concrete dock and am now writing my blog, my hands leaving a thick layer of soot on the keys.

In a few hours comes the part of the day I enjoy above all others. Alian drives the pick-up down the road to the coffee pickers, while I cling onto the back for dear life. Out of the think strands of coffee plants come the pickers, men and women struggling with heavy sacks over their shoulders containing the harvested beans. After Alian has recorded the amount of coffee each worker has harvested it is dumped in the rear of the pickup. Once all the sacks are empty and the truck bed is full of red and yellow beans, we set off to town.

I love going into the town in the bed of the pick-up. We surge down the asfalt, joining a crush of identical pickups, most with mounds of coffee and clumps of workers squashed into the back. There is an amazing amount of energy here in everything I see and the feeling of a good days work hangs over all of San Marcos. We go past blue shirted children leaving school, local girls pretty enough to necessitate a honk of the horn from Alian, stocky Inca workers and their tiny wives who wear bright floral dresses and always seem to be pregnant. Finally we pull into a loading dock and the coffee pours out into a massive bin. Throughout this time I grapple with Osso as he attempts to jump from the car and attack every passing farmer and mangy puppy. As we return home he finally succeeds in escaping and lopes quickly behind in the dust cloud rising from the road.

Evenings at the farm are quiet, the sun setting quickly behind the mountains. I spend a long time showering under the icy cold of the faucets pathetic drizzle and then eat early. If none of my movies catch my interest I retire before nine so as to be up and fresh for the next morning. Around me is silence, the occasional late night truck too far away to be heard, even the lights of San Marcos faint in the gloom. Before long, the sunlight invades my room again and Alian is tapping on my window, breakfast waiting at the table.


The Tarrazu Valley


Casa de familiar Roblez


Elian


Mama


Calin


Osso


Vicky the pitbull


My house


Shooting


On the way to work

San Marcos De Tarrazu

I landed in Costa Rica to the organized chaos of a Central American election. In San Jose alone there were thousands of people appearing in streets decked with party banners while flags were waved crazily from the windows of moving cars. The television, instead of showing its usual fare of car crashes and swimsuit models, was packed with terrifying mug shots of the elected as the pole results trickled in. Walking though the Moscow esc airport I was unaware of this and was focusing instead on finding my ride into the mountains. I shouldn’t have worried, for as I slung my pack over my shoulder and stumbled towards the exit I caught sight of smiling faces and a sign plastered against the window: Tom Remp “Alto Quepos.”

It is a peculiar but welcome phenomenon that foreign taxi drivers may take several friends along for company during long journeys. Such was the case here, and I soon found myself sharing a taxi with three people, one of them my new home stay brother, Alian. They seemed remarkably cheerful considering my flight was two hours late and it was now eleven and pitch black outside. Together we hoisted my gargantuan luggage into the taxi and set off, though San Jose and upwards into the darkness.

Waking up the next day in the hills above San Marcos, I could hear the cries of the Piapia birds as they darted about. Dressing, I stumbled over piles of unfolded cloths and stood silently in the doorway of my little house, looking in silence upon blue sky and dark jungle. Coffee bushes edge the rocky path, banana plants cling to the soil and a large white dog rambles though the bushes. This is not the jungle of your nightmares, not the inky black wildness of The Heart of Darkness. This is a magical world of towering
Eucalyptuses, juicy sugar canes, muddy oranges and the dark red and bright yellow of the coffee beans.

My college application essay:

I don’t really share many meals with my biological family, and those that I do are always slightly odd events, the food less important then the gossip and rumors that flit down the table. I always sit next to my brother Jamie with his absurd haircut, shoving him under the table to prevent one of the foul jokes of which he is so proud. My parents and I engage in lively, good-natured debate while my sister Tessa slips scraps of meat to the dogs hiding under the table. These dinners are rare, because I have spent most of my teens sharing meals with other families.
Meals at boarding schools in Britain were devoured rather than eaten—the dining room a scene from a Dickensian poorhouse. We were united against gross custards and strange lumps of uniform meat. Despite the hassle I received in the dorms, I could join in the laughter as the tiny Welsh boy Alex did his “grease test” on the raggedy hamburgers. After scraping our plates into the slop bucket, we would leave the hall and cast of the brotherhood that only existed around mealtimes.
I found my first real family away from home at Shackleton, an expeditionary high school whose staff and students became closer to me than I originally thought possible. I remember clutching wonderfully warm soup bowls with Andy and Luke—the wind and rain buffeting our flimsy tent perched high in the mountains of Southern Maine. My crewmate Kayla was cutting cheese with a blunt knife as our white bus tortoised along the freeway towards Mexico, both of us waving to passing motorists with hands full of cheesy crackers. These were my schoolmates, who, through the years, became my brothers and sisters.
And now things are even more spontaneous, my base camp in Boston replaced by international travel and independent learning expeditions. My family has expanded to include backpackers from Europe and educators from Outward Bound. There was my tutor Simon, teaching me to eat spicy noodles with chopsticks while a gaggle of local girls titter from behind a hut. With any meal he was the connoisseur, asking for strange concoctions with a nasal twang he had been developing in Asia. Behind us loomed the temples of Angkor, or the rice paddies of Laos stretching into oblivion. Sometimes children accompanied us as we ate, from the orphan girls who drew water at the well to amputee Sorey who could hold chopsticks with his stumps, I soon regarded them as my own.
A typical meal for me is one where I see new faces. My family has increased over the years to encompass many more people: educators and students, hills tribesmen and society girls, firemen and organic farmers. Every one of them invites me to their table and regards me as one of the family. People often ask me how I cope with seeing my family infrequently. I learned to love others and regard them as an extension of my own bloodline.