Thursday, April 23, 2009

Chicken Bus

35 hours

from nowhere

to nowhere

old American school bus

possibly stolen

riding hard

bad road

no suspension

bumpy shit

drunk driving?

cant write

or think

watch

your

bags

man

thieves here

suck balls

Did you see?

the driver

only

has

one

eye

shit shit shit

is that a shrine?

on the bus?

in case

we

crash

and

die

shit shit fuck

crazy ass Catholics

guidebook says

fucking

chicken

bus

part of the experience

the thing to do

the man hanging

from the side

when we got on

threw bags on top

said

two dollar fair.

por favor

amigo

two dollars fair?

fuck no

let

me

of

to walk?

here?

Guatemala?

Alone?

fuck no

They have machetes

Crazy Mayan Bastards

stay on

hell

stuck legs crushed

no suspension still

constant ache

Guatemalan heat

sucks

sweating balls

must

we

wait

for

the

rain

to

come?

Shit

Shit

shit

Pickpockets took my fucking bag.

1 comment:

Eden said...

Was this when you were at Shackleton or on one of your own adventures?